Have you ever seen the old Delicious Dish sketches on SNL? It's about two ladies, Margaret-Jo McCullen and Teri Rialto, who have a cooking show on NPR. The absolute blandness of their conversations is so terrible that it's hilarious. This is what my life has become.
Here are a few of my recent thoughts/experiences that have lead me to this realization.
My thought earlier today (about two in the afternoon), "I'm going to take shower. I can't decide between using the Zest body wash or the Bath and Bodyworks orange-ginger body wash. I guess I'll just have to decide when the time comes!" It turns out I decided to use the Caress Tahitian Renewal exfoliating wash. I totally forgot I had it! How exciting! I guess that's what happens when your mind is tied up in things like family packs of Barilla pasta on sale at Target for $4.
When Joe got home from work today, instead of asking him how his day was, I told him about how I was so hungry while I was putting on my makeup that I almost stopped mid-routine and went to eat something. Then I decided to finish and get dressed, then went into the kitchen and got a bowl, poured Cajun trail mix in it, and grabbed a glass of water. This is my life. This is what I do. OMG.
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Appears your life is way way way way more glorious than most salt-discerners. Glad you are grateful. Give thanks for you more than daily, even more frequently than personal hygiene, meaning showers. Hey, its COLD here. Love ya!
PS at least it is not a BRD police blotter post.
How long is the pasta on sale at Target?
Every morning my biggest decision is whether to use my Caress Silkening Body Wash (an oldie but goodie) or the newest edition to my collection: Nivea Touch of Sparkle. It's always a tough call.
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